Vampire Lovin’?


I had to return to post something totally not safe for work, small children, or the squeamish: the Twilight Dildo.

Yes, that’s right.  If you ever had a raging desire to sleep with the walking, sparkling undead, now you can have your chance with The Vamp.  It’s pale, it’s veiny, and, best of all, it sparkles!  You can even put it in the freezer for a while for that bone-chilling undead feel.

All this and hours of creepy fantasy fun for the low, low price of $39.99.

That’s right, only $39.99!

I don’t know what disturbs me more, that it exists or that I just blogged about it like Billy Mays pitching OxyClean.  But if you’re curious as to where you can get such a glittery pink paragon of passion, check out this site.  I encourage you to read the reviews, but only if you have a bucket nearby — the Edward love is so intense as to induce one’s gag reflex.

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A Southern girl who's used to small town life, I found myself moving to Washington, DC, in 2008 for a new job, and living there was an eye-o
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4 Responses to Vampire Lovin’?

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  2. Rain-X says:

    Wow… and how did you run by this?!?! HMM? Definitely NSFW.

    • southernsugar says:

      Found it in a huge thread on a forum I frequent. It caused a huge furor when someone posted about it, one of the forum’s epic threads. Then I stumbled on it and was so appalled that I just had to share the … joy? :~D

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